Law For Humans Terms of Service

Let’s make this one easy.

  • I’m not your attorney. (Unless you’re one of my clients, in which case, hi! But even then, this stuff isn’t legal advice.) This isn’t legal advice. I’m writing my blog because I like writing a blog, and because it’s nice to share information. So these posts are just for informational purposes. There’s no attorney-client or confidential relationship here.
  • I’m in California. It’s nice here. The weather’s great. The law I talk about here is usually about California state law, unless it’s about federal law. If it’s about anything other than California state law or federal law, chances are I have no idea what I’m talking about, and I’m just another moron on the internet.
  • If you’re visiting my blog, hi! Please don’t be a jerk. You’re welcome to comment on my posts, but don’t be a jerk. If you infringe somebody else’s IP, that counts as being a jerk. I reserve the right to kick you out if you’re being a jerk. Or if you’re not being a jerk. Or if my cat doesn’t like you.

Aaand that’s the terms of service. Don’t you wish all websites had terms like that?

Privacy Statement

Let’s do this.

  • This blog collects some data on you, because it’s a site on the internet, and that’s how the internet works. So it collects stuff like your IP address, the site you came here from, the time you visited, what browser you’re using, and so on. None of that stuff is personally identifying (with the possible exception of your IP address), and it’s as minimal as possible.
  • I don’t do anything creepy with the stuff I collect. I aggregate it to measure web traffic statistics, and used to improve the quality of the website, and I’ll see your IP address if you comment on a post.
  • I use WordPress to run this blog. Wordpress may set cookies which are necessary, or for performance or functionality purposes. By using this site, you consent to such cookies being set on your computer or mobile device. Other than the cookies set by WordPress, I don’t set cookies or otherwise track website visitors. I will never share data with third parties or have advertising on my blog, because ew.

If you have any questions about either of these policies, please use the Contact form to contact me.

Effective September 27, 2013